Earlier today, Cheryl Fernandez-Versini quite literally sent the internet batshit bananas when she posted a shiny new selfie from the back seat of her car. Nothing new there, you might think; but said selfie included a HUMAN MALE ARM complete with watch which, according to an actual source speaking to the Mirror, is a Rolex.
Yup, a 'source' was contacted. Amazing.
Essentially everyone started going on about how said arm belonged to her new boyfriend Liam Payne off of One Direction; but now Chezza's trolling us all by addressing the whole thing with a 'mystery man line up' comprising of Payno, L'Oreal UK General Manager Adrien Koskas and some other chap we don't recognise.
Behold exhibit A - the selfie that started it all:
Then, as the world started questioning whether or not Liam did indeed have his arm round Cheryl, she decided to troll us all by chucking this pic on Instagram with the caption: "My mystery man line up #whosthemysteryman #whoisit #whosworthit" [sic].
So far there's been much office discussion, and our conclusions included but were not limited to:
- Liam Payne's the new face of L'Oreal. Lea Teasdale said to be FUMIN'.
- She's actually been dating that chap on the far right all along and the 'happy' thing was a joke.
- Girls Aloud are looking a lot different these days. And appear to have lost a member. TENOUS but NOT IMPOSSIBLE.
- It's obviously Liam. Stop being ridiculous.
WAIT THERE'S A NEW CHIAM SELFIE LOOK.
This is all too much.
What d'ya make of all this, eh?
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